Many of you non-existent fans may wonder what exactly being a Cricket is like. Well, I am here to tell you, IT IS AWESOME! To clarify for those of you who don’t know, Crickets are insects, not animals. That said, they are defined by their long antennae, and the beautiful and melodious sound they produce. Now, being a Cricket myself, I don’t write this to boast, for I’m sure if you were one you’d sing the same tune.
Crickets’ daily routine consists of school, food, and a side of video games. All four Crickets attend Koinonia Christian School, down town London just south of Weybridge. Contrary to most beliefs, London is rarely foggy. Harry usually runs to school, while Brian, Tom, and Chris take the easy way out and hop on an omnibus. All Crickets are no doubt geniuses , and excel in school. All glory aside, most of us struggle at life as much as the other man, but we do our best and that’s what counts. Right???...Wrong, try telling that to your boss when you’re a corporate executive, and you just misplaced a half a billion dollars. But for now it works, and I’ll take my chances.
Now, as far as the Crickets singing career, it has been long coming, and we hope to have some tunes available in the weeks to come. Expect the unexpected, hope for the random, and wish for survival. And now I leave you with an old Gibsonian saying; Never drink saop.
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